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Oh, telephone, won't you ring?
I want somebody to talk dirty to me
Oh, telephone, won't you ring?
I wanna pick up the phone
'Cause I'm home alone
And I feel like I'm ready to get it on
Telephone
I wish you could see what I have on right now
What would you do to me,
I can imagine you
Won't you let me know the next time you play?
You look like you would be so good
Can I play with you someday?
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Let's act as if the phone is my body
Let's act like my body is a phone
Start by holding me with your hands
Love me all over with your tongue
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This is how I want someone to love me
If you can please let my telephone ring
'Cause I've never been in love before
Only in my dreams
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