I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Peppy Lepew the scent
Hey hey had a lightweight clutch

I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester!
Highwater jumpsuits and a raped ape
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling

I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!

I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated,
Disguised as cotton candy,
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger and raw
Peter has brought me a tiki idol
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick, at bay aboard the Love Boat
Toni, Tenille, Sonny Bono, Charo had a nice set of lungs

I got my dingaling spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed

... Nothing hard
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh ...
Well you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed

I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling