I don't need no one to put a gun to my head.
No I can do that better than anyone else.
Oh! Things are working out pretty good for me,
cause I'm the greatest suicide machine!

Yeah, I'm the greatest suicide machine!
I'm the greatest suicide machine!
I'm the greatest suicide machine!
So come and see me take my own life!

You don't seem to know what I'm talking about.
But come to peace with life is all that I want.
Oh! Things are working out pretty good for me,
cause I'm the greatest suicide machine!

Yeah, I'm the greatest suicide machine!
I'm the greatest suicide machine!
I'm the greatest suicide machine!
So come and see me take my own life!