Big talking motherfucker with a pension to ruin the scene
Start my days off with a dose of methamphetamine
A few lines of blow and a quick pint of whiskey
Drive into the party don't give a fucking shit if it's risky

Cause I'm a man
I got a big fucking dick
I got a big fat fucking wallet
and I'm set

Hot walking bitch ass whore with a knack to spread the word
Spend my nights in random beds and doing the absurd
Fucked the list from the first A to last Z
Wonder why my mouth's dry and it burns when I pee

Cause I'm a chick
I got big fucking titties
I got expensive fucking clothes
and I'm set

Coming down like a ten ton hammer on a window paine
I'll tear your world down and leave on you a stain
I take the powerful leave em' weak and confused
Now you'll know how it feels to be abused

Cause I'm reality
I got truth and know-how
I got the initial to bring you down
and I win in the end

Laughin' as you drown down in the shallow end of the gene pool
Dumb motherfucking idiots