All the way from palm springs, just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome, lets give some applause

Greetings all hello, welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
8 balls at one time, im no fucking mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X coke and K
You should be okay in several hours

He's got oversized shoes and ill faded clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm cokie the clown, i will trip you down
Those 12 giant steps, i brought you all presents
Against good judgement, but being a good host
You all have been toast, the kettle corns been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall the rohipnol in the lemonade
Cookie homemade

He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's cokie the clown