Can't you see how easy it becomes?
Procrastinate, we're professionals
Get things done, you can't, too busy having fun
We're professionals

Professional crastination
It's a way of life, if you've got lots of time

Put it off 'cause tomorrow
Sounds much better than today
Always late, not sometimes, occasionally
Consistently, we're professionals

Professional crastination
We're living in a procrastination

Why can't we ever be on time?
Why can't we ever be on time?
Why can't we ever be on time?
Why can't we ever be on time?

Why can't we ever be on
Why can't we ever be on time?
Why can't we ever be on

Why can't we ever be on
Why can't we ever be on
Why can't we ever be on time?

Professional crastination
It's a way of life, if you've got lots of time
Professional crastination
We're living in a procrastination

Professional cra, crastination