Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit
Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit
You wanna keep it goin? but you don?t know how
Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu
You quit, you?re shit, you?re a quitter
(I quit, I?m shit, I?m a quitter)
And no one likes you

Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop.
You got a habit, got to have it ?til it?s finished don?t stop
The Charlie Chan?s chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured
You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored
So stop fucking around
(With friends like you I?m fucked)
You?re buying the next round

You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski
Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83
You?re famous and you?re rich, quit acting like a bitch
(You?re a fucking dickhead)
And no one likes you!