Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
Egos get as big as Billy Corgans (That's big!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food
Muscle man, you look like a fuckin' freak

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place for a nice person to live (I do!)
Movie star, no-one likes you
How'd you learn to be so fuckin' mean?

Take me home to sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show
This thursday, Glamour Pussy
And some New York band
Let's go!

Los Angeles über alles
Or at least that's what they like to believe

Take me home to sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show
This thursday, Boobzilla
Flattens out Dick Tokyo
Let's go!