Verse 1:
I'm feeling lonely like I've never before
Like a dog dumped and left as a stray
And I've started kneeling like I haven't before
She's the one only reason I pray
So I waste my time, moping round, feeling blue
And I spend my time on my knees in the pew

And so I'm wondering why?
Oh, why can't it be me???
Who has the fortune to spy …
You in my toast or tea????????

Chorus 1:
I keep thinking ‘bout that Super Girl Mary
She is the one with the Ox-bow hair
Turns me inside out, she's the Super Girl Mary
She's cold as stone ‘cause she just don't care … don't care … don't care!!!!

Verse 2:
I feel rejected and as small as an ant
To this girl who's as large as the World
And I feel as orphaned as a babe in the trash
Left to die in the cold by this girl
So I waste my time, moping round, feeling blue
And I spend my time on my knees in the pew

Oh, why can't it be me???
Who has the fortune to spy …
You in my toast or tea????????

Chorus 2:
I'm obsessin' ‘bout that Super Girl Mary
She is the one with the Ox-bow hair
Turns me inside out, she's the girl called Mary
She turns me down like she just don't care

Break:
She'll tear her eyes
Appear in lights
And save the whole damn world!
But when I cry,
she'll not be by
I've got beads, not that girl

Solo. Repeat Break. Chorus 1 & 2.