One time, I was walking through the forest,
Where I saw the most beautiful tree.
I named him Marv.
We were best friends.
I'd stay with him for hours,
But then I had to pee!

I wanted to take him home with me!
(Take him home)
How joyful that would be!
(Oh Joy)

And then I could hug it!
(But then you'd be a hippie)
Yeah

I returned to the forest the next day.
Who knew all trees looked the same?
Now I'll never see Marv again.

Why?!
(Why?!)
Why?!
(Why?!)

Cries*
(Cries)*

Sitting in the forest,
in my tears and in the cold.
I should have taken Marv with me,
taken him home.

We could have been best friends!
(Best friends.)
Is this how the story ends?
(Ends.)

I hope not.