Of Montreal - Lechithin's Tale Of A Dna Experiment That Went Horribly Awry Lyrics

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Here I sit planted in the mud.
A mushroom of melted molecules.
Where language has been reduced we can only use abbreviations.
skjlb hjkgdfn uji AhFGsd uWiaAn.
Here comes the pony that one the Tony.
There were flaws in the experiment I'll tell you bout
it if you're interested to know It was creepy the way
they hovered above end swooped down on the children.
Their mouths agape exposing fangs of fire. run children run

The three legged hyena cicadas migrated to the small
northern sea port village called Durschfuch.
The horrible insects congregated above the Durschfuch
elementary school and would spend an indecent amount
of time circling the playground.
The citizens of the village were very alarmed by these
new visitors, but since they were a God fearing community
and were not allowed to bring any harm to any of God's
creations, they had to pretend to ignore the large
grotesque arthropods and continue on with their lives
as if there weren't any menacing predators swooping
over their offspring. In time the hyena cicadas became
hungry and this in when the real terror ensued.
As I stated earlier, the adults of the village,
thought the best course of action was to pretend the
insects didn't exist and continued to send the children
out to the playground for recess.
Every day the same thing occurred; the children would
stand apprehensively at the threshold of the front
gate until the teachers ordered them outside to "play",
then the children would run terrified towards the shelter
of the banyan trees that formed an oval around the
perimeter of the school yard.
There they would spend the duration of recess huddling
together under the trees, shaking with fear.
For the first few weeks the children managed each day
to narrowly cheat death by hiding below the trees.
Eventually the hyena cicadas became mad with hunger
and resolved to become more aggressive in their attempt
to eat the children. One of the more intelligent cicadas,
who happened to be the most famished of all of them,
had the idea that some of the flock should hide among
the foliage of the banyan trees while the others swooped
over the children as usual.
Then when all of the children were in their normal
positions under the trees,
the hyena cicadas hiding in the branches would descend
upon them and kill them. After that all of the flonk
could gather under the trees for a delicious feast.
His plan worked perfectly and the adults of the village
watched helplessly as the hyena cicadas ravenously
devoured their beloved young ones

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