Quit actin' so friendly,
don't nod, don't laugh all nicely.
Don't think you'll upend me,
don't sigh, don't sip your iced tea.
Don't say it's been a while,
and don't flash that stupid smile.

Don't ask me,
don't ask me,
don't ask me, ask me,
ask me how I've been.

Don't think I've forgotten,
you never liked that necklace.
So cordial, so rotten,
kiss kiss let's meet for breakfast.
Don't show up so on time,
and don't act like you're so kind.

Don't ask me, don't ask me,
don't ask me, ask me,
ask me how I've been.

Don't ask me, Don't ask-- ow!

Don't sit there and play just,
so frank, so straight, so candid,
So thoughtful, so gracious,
so sound, so evenhanded.
And don't be so damn benign,
don't waste my fuckin' time.

Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Ask me
Ask me how ive been

Don't ask ( hey hey hey )
Don't ask ( hey hey hey )
Don't ask ( hey hey hey )
Don't ask ( hey hey hey )

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Don't
Don't
Don't ask me

Ask me
Ask me
Ask me How Ive been.