I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
The last ten years of my life I've been kind of lonely
I don't do love, I don't do women named Hannah
And I don't do red-haired girls from Louisiana

I'm suffering from a kind of indecision
About what I'm gonna watch on television
I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila
With a little brown-haired girl and her tequila

My mama always seems to sing the same song:
You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honkey-tonks

What she says is true with that I must agree
‘Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me

I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity cavity
Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy
And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision
About a little brown-hairedgirl
A little brown-haired girl
A little brown-haired girl
And her tequila