It's Monday, just another school day
I'm nervous, we get our tests back today
I couldn't believe it, I got an A
And all of my friends say 'Yay!" (Yay!)

It's a happy day (It's a happy day) x4

It's Tuesday (yeah), I'm in the cafe (break it down, huh)
Gotta get my money, hey (get some funk flowin')
The waitress asked me out on a date
I said "Great, I'll pick you up at 8" (Yay!)

It's a happy day (It's a happy day) x4

La la la

It's Wednesday, oh yeah (la la la la la)
I've got a big zit (feel that?)
I asked my doctor, if he could get rid of it (la la la la)
(Must be itchy) And he gave me a cream, and said "Use it twice a day"
And wouldn't you know it, it went away

I bet that cream was for your hemorrhoids
You can't say hemorrhoids

It's Thursday and I got new pants
I got 'em at goodwill, for 99 cents

Ahhhh.....
Yeah
(Opera guy sings)
Hey who let him in?

It's a happy day (It's a happy day) x4
Who said I could sing?

It's Friday, and I'm..working away
And Dave's illiterate
It's my favourite day of the week
Because you know what, guys? (What?)
It's the weekend (yay), it's the weekend
(No more school)

It's a happy day (It's a happy day) x4
Yeah
It's a happy day
It's a happy day, happy day
So it's gotta be happy