I don't know what you're looking for
but I do know that you won't find it at the Rainbo
so you might as well stay home.

I don't care what you're looking for
but i do know that you don't like drinking alone.
And you're too smart to act so dumb.
And your Levi's will wear thin where your knees bend again and again.

I've seen that look enough times to know what you're in the mood for
but these ears can't be bent anymore tonight.

O, you poor thing--
you're already used to sleeping alone.
And you're too dumb to see that those wet shoes are of no use to you.

I don't know what you're looking for
but I do know that you ain't no Goddamn son of a bitch.
(You're just more unlikable than you used to be.)

You're a long ways from the place you thought you'd be by now.