(chorus)
The army's on ecstacy so they say,
I read all about it in USA today,
they stepped up urine testing to make it go away,
cuz it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

Said the king of contradiction
to the queen of mystery,
"the prince of paradox,
he dogs me like a flea
so i'll set my troops upon him
and bring him to his knees
when all is said and done i'll pick a fight with the chinese."

the queen she stared at him long and hard
and then she softly said...
"I'm rub you down with linseed oil to ease your throbbing head"

she slipped a note into an apricot and threw it to the whores
the jester read the words "something wicked this way roars."

*chorus*

"the price they put upon the heads of folks with poignant views,
would be better spent on the children without shoes.
and when the king condoned the actions of the liar,
he forgot to weigh the awsome power of the village crier"

*chorus 2x*