Rubberneck lions as I lie bed
Double barrel under the pillow under my head
Ya dont wake a man when he's trying to dead
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed.

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
I bought a cactus from a miser named Fred
I choose to live on water and bread
Cause of the rubberneck lions as i lie in bed.

Well I'm cold and I'm lonely but I'll come around
Black clouds hanging over shady ground
Full moom risin' up above my head.

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed,
I never listen to a word you said
Never mess with a man when he's trying to be dead,
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Well I'm old and I'm homely but would you come around?
Ears to deaf to hear a sound
Aaron looked to Moses for his daily bread,

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Three strips of bacon on my toasted head,
Two over easy on a roll and I'm fed.
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Rubberneck lions as I lie bed
Double barrel under the pillow under my head
Ya dont wake a man when he's trying to dead
Cause of the rubberneck lions as I lie in bed.

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed
Rubberneck lions