I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot

A fuck bunny, fruitcake, cum superdeli, homo

Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy

Fudge-packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser

Interior decorator, pervert, pornographer

Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist

Scat-nosed poof prince, a resident of Castro

And president of the united states of love

Said president of the united states of love

If you ask me to dinner you'd better feed me

Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea

Some Perrier (so you say), some quiche lorraine (so you say)

Focaccia (so you say), radicchio (so you say)

If you don't watch out this bogeyman will get you

Ooooooooh, yeah

Ooooooooh, yeah

So you say!