Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic

Kevin is tall and darkly attractive

Kevin's the subject of speculation

'Cause Kevin avoids any explanation

Kevin's a bachelor, never dated

He's had a dozen offers he's never taken

Kevin is friendly but can be remote

Avoids getting personal or too close

Women wan to know

Who's that handsome man?

Men ask their acquaintances

About that lad

Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet

Intimacy seems to make him frightened

He was seen kissing a woman once

At a party when he was totally drunk

Kevin's got friends he could confide in

But he's always denied them

The simple facts, avoids revelations

Kevin's a master of evasion

Lives all alone, rarely goes out

Is there a double life we don't know about?

He won't say that he's gay

He won't say that he's not

He won't say that he's bi

He won't be pinned down

He'll say that he's picky

And refuse to be labeled

Then the changes the subject

As soon as he's able

His friends all see it as a matter of trust

They'd never judge him on his lust

They just wish he'd be more open

They're tired and resentful of his withholding

We're all in the dark

Because Kevin won't talk

We're all in the dark

Because Kevin won't talk

We're all in the dark

Because Kevin won't talk

But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.