My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
Chorus 1: I need new ideas, brand new toys
So I won't have depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
To satisfy this need
"laguna cum shots"
It what I took home with me
18-year-old boys

In million dollar homes? !
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
Chorus 2: I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I'd rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I've got needs to fill