Wow!

How cute! What a guy!

The kind that makes my mouth go dry

He turned around and flashed me a smile

While I pictured us walking down the aisle

But then just the other day

All I needed was to hear him say

That he yearned for a deeper connection

His lips parted upon the confession

He said

Oh Oh Oh I want you

Oh Oh Oh I want you

Oh Oh I want you with no protection!

Wow!

How could I argue with that

He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat

So hoping and trusting too

I took him home quick

I was wanting it too

We shed our clothes as we shut the door

And out from the bottom drawer

Female condoms-- my predilection

But when he saw my selection

He said

No No No I want you

No No No I want you

No No I want you with no protection!

Wow!

How could I miss what he meant

He suddenly seemed less intelligent

He said If it's not spit then it's not love

So put away those penile gloves

And I said

No No No this won't do

And I lost my erection

Now listen to me

Oh Oh Oh I want you

But No No No this won't do

No No I won't screw with no protection!