He's a confident man

Relaxed and self-assured

But there's one situation

Makes him feel so insecure

When he takes a public leak

He becomes all shy and meek

He just can't let it go

If another guy might be looking below

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

Even in the men's room

There's a pressure to compete

If you can't pee quick enough

They'll think you're beating meat

When takes a public leak

He always has to sneak a peek

Got to see with his own eyes

Does he measure up for size?

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

There's a beefy hunk

Of porno movie fame

Struts his stuff on screen

Without a shred of shame

But in front of that bar trough

His tap just stays turned off

He can't unleash his spray

Until the others have gone away

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy

He's pee shy