I found some soil
I planted seeds
I gave them water
I let them breathe
Some pretty flowers
Sprouted up
After all that
It's just my luck

There's weeds in my roses
There's weeds in my roses
Don't need no fertilizer
Or garden hoses
Bring me a ho,
There's weeds in my roses

She cooked my biscuits
And collard greens
She even told me I was her king
But then she whispered "I'm goin' out."
I think I know what that's about

There's weeds in my roses
There's weeds in my roses
Don't need no fertilizer
Or garden hoses
Bring me a ho,
There's weeds in my roses

I can't sleep.
I'm such a wreck.
She's got a hickie on her neck.
I'm getting worried,
I'm gonna buy
Some jezebel pesticide.

There's weeds in my roses
There's weeds in my roses
Don't need no fertilizer
Or garden hoses
Bring me a ho,
There's weeds in my roses