I know my ways are unorthodox, but honey I got too much love
to be settling down or waiting for the one
I'm twenty-one and I like to rush in cause darling that's the fun of it
so four times a year, let's fall in love
We'll have a Time-Share Romance
when we're in the same town
a Time-Share Romance
cuz I can't settle down
a Time-Share Romance
and it's all understood- we'll leave out all the fighting
and get down to the goods
Now I could love a philosopher, comedian, photographer,
an artist or musician, or a man good in the kitchen,
but it seems to me it ends the same-
every time we're afraid to change
but if we know it's coming, it might ease the pain

We'll have a Time-Share Romance
when we're in the same town
a Time-Share Romance
cuz I can't settle down
a Time-Share Romance
and it's all understood- we'll leave out all the fighting
and get down to the goods
But the truth is I always seem to find myself alone
with only the comfort of numbers filling up my phone
Well there must be a man who is all of these things,
but once I find him I'll have to give up all my flings,, (Forget it!)
We'll have a Time-Share Romance
when we're in the same town
a Time-Share Romance
cuz I can't settle down
a Time-Share Romance
and it's all understood- we'll leave out all the fighting
and get down to the goods