I'm gonna buy you a big hat with feathers and plumes

I'm gonna buy you a mansion with sixty thousand rooms

And that ain't all, no, that ain't all

I'm gonna buy you powder, I'm gonna buy you paint

Gonna fix you up and make you look like somethin' you ain't

And that ain't all, no, that ain't all

I'm gonna buy you a fur piece, I'm gonna buy you gloves

I'll buy you anything if you will give me all of your love

And that ain't all, no, that ain't all

(That ain't all, that ain't all)

I'm gonna buy you a Rolls Royce, get you a chauffeur too

But the chauffeur's gonna be a woman just like you

And that ain't all, no, that ain't all

(That ain't all, that ain't all)

I'm gonna buy you dresses, 'til your wardrobe falls

You're gonna die of old age before you wear them all

And that ain't all, that ain't all

(That ain't all, that ain't all)

If we're both a livin' in nineteen ninety-five

They will have a pill by then to keep us both alive

And that ain't all, that ain't all

(That ain't all, that ain't all)

All these things I'll buy you, if you'll just wait for me

'Cause I'll be out of prison in nineteen eighty-three

And that is all, that is all

(And that is all, and that is all)

That is all, that is all

(And that is all)