It don't matter who or where you are,
if you're on a bus, train, cab or in a car.
If your nose needs picking then go ahead,
don't flick the bogies eat them instead.
Pick, pick, pick your nose,
but don't wipe it on your clothes, pick your nose and eat it.
If you're standing in a queue or in a shop and your
nose starts itching and it won't stop.
Go on and pick it cos it ain't rude,
then eat the bogies cos they're good food.

If you're out with you're bird trying to act cool and
you're nose needs picking don't be a fool.
Go on and pick it cos it aint rude, then eat bogies cos they're good food.