I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl.,
things were going really good, going really well.
We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard,
this bloke come up behind me and say ..
" Oi, that's my fucking bird!! "
Down the local disco eyeing-up some skirt,
she was giving-it all that, god she was a flirt.
She came up to me and said: "Do you wanna dance
?" Well I thought this is it I'm in here with a chance.
Then this bloody great big geezer said,
" 'ere mate that's my girl"
Well I didn't want no trouble, so I run like bloody hell.

Run like hell, run like hell.
Alone at a party pissed out of me head,
well I don't know how I get there but I ended up in bed.
When I woke up in the morning I was alone no more,
but as I was getting dressed her boyfriend came in thru the door.