Today I've learned a lesson,
What a best friend shouldn't do.
I put busting my brothers
Ahead of you.
You were always there for me,
On you I could depend.
And now, too late, I realize
I should've been a better best friend!
I said things I shouldn't have,
Did things I shouldn't do.
Guess I forgot that you cannot
Spell Us without "U."

Extended Version:
Today I've learned a lesson,
What a best friend shouldn't do.
I put busting my brothers
Ahead of you.
You were always there for me,
On you I could depend.
And now, too late, I realize
I should've been a better best friend!
(Ooh-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I said things I shouldn't have,
Did things I shouldn't do.
Guess I forgot that you cannot
Spell Us without "U."
Buford: So, you lost your best friend, huh?
Yeah, I know how you feel.
I lost my best friend once.
Little guy, all yellowy and scaly
Turned into this whole bruhaha
Had to fight a squid
Heh, guess I'm not makin' much sense
Kinda lost my train of thought
Anyway, the verse is comin' back around
Enjoy!

You scratched my back
You blessed my sneeze
Now I know that best friends
Do not grow on trees
You're always there for me
On you I could depend
Now too late I realize
I should've been a better best friend
I'll never have a better best friend
I'll never have a better best friend
I'll never have a better best friend