Well I picked you up it was our first date.
I washed my dick and promised your daddy that I wouldn't
have you out too late.
Then we went down [we went to a] nice secluded place
things got heavy, it smelled like soup,
but still you wanted me to bury my face

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Menowannalikki-you, Menowannalikki-you,
Menowannalikki-you down there, I said Menowannalikki-U)

My last girl was blonde she had a real nice hefty rack [big ol' titties]
But I nearly barfed when her pants came off
She don't use soap, you know that bitch is whack

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