So ya, thought ya, might like to
Go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you folks really stand

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall

There's one in the spotlight
He don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall

And that one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!
If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!