Knock knock knock,
Before you enter,
'Cause the chances are I'm with another,
On the floor all tangled up,
Trying to forget when we were sober.

So knock knock knock,
Before you enter,
'Cause the chances are,
I'll be with whoever had a car to drive me home,
And alcohol to last until the morning.

For every argument I did not start,
For every chance you get to break my heart,
I face another skirt-chase.
I think I'm taking someone home.

So knock knock knock,
Before you enter,
'Cause the chances are I'm with another,
On the floor all tangled up,
Trying to forget when we were sober.

So knock knock knock,
Before you enter,
'Cause the chances are,
I'll be with whoever had a car to drive me home,
And alcohol to last until the morning.

For every argument I did not start,
For every chance you get to break my heart,
I face another skirt-chase.
I think I'm taking someone home.

For every smile I see you,
Shoot his way,
For every indiscretion,
I will make you pay.
It's just another skirt-chase.
I don't wanna be alone.

And I think I've got the right idea.
Ooo-la-la-la.
Ooo-la-la-la.
And I think I'm taking someone home.

So knock knock knock,
Before you enter, baby.
Knock knock knock.
I've told you once before.
Knock knock knock,
Before you enter, baby.
Knock knock knock.
I'm not asleep behind that door.