(That was nothin'. You ain't heard nothin' yet.)

I don't believe in God.
And I don't believe in God.
If you do, well good for you
But don't preach to me 'cause I thought it through
And I don't believe in God.

And I don't believe in dinosaurs.
No, I don't believe in dinosaurs.
I agree imagining is fun
Call me strange but I ain't never seen one
No, there's no such thing as dinosaurs.

And I don't believe the astronauts.
No, I don't believe the astronauts.
They're all actors hired by the government
On a state-of-the-art Hollywood set
No, I don't believe the astronauts.

No, I don't believe the world is round.
No, I don't believe the world is round.
Stare across the land or study a map
It's clear as can be, the world is flat.
No, there's no way the world is round.