(Dallas Frazier)

Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.

Everybody told me you would drive me crazy
And they said you'd had me barking like a hound
But a foolin' loving enough since to tisten
Now my barking is the gossip of the town.

Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.

--- Instrumental ---

Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me
I hate to say too foolish you know who
I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging
Then to be a fool I am because of you.

Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.

Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.

Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit.
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit...