Suicide Sally & Johnny Guitar
She overdosed and crashed in her car
Amphetamine jab, shot a hole in his head
Ran out of veins, ran out of friends

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Gear Head Candy is a natural queen
Bad motorcycle, you know what I mean
She got her wings, givin' head to a priest
The fucker choked on his Rosary beads

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Stone Cold Sally is a stubbled whore
Her face is plastic, so is her soul
She hates her body, she is a he
Striptease and pre-teased, feelin' diseased

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Hey Rock 'n' Roll doctor, Rock 'n' Roll nurse
Gimme a shot, gimme some pills
I don't need a knife, I don't need a gun
I gotta crown made of human skull

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright
Alright, alright
Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright

Rock 'n' roll doctor