9 Out Of 10 Mortals Agree 2day; 2 Much Fame Causes Spiritual Decay

2 All The Punx Who Believe Life Imitates Music
No More Candy 4 U We Can'T Hang With U
2 All The Punx Who Wanna B Rock Stars And Do What They Do
There'S No Future 4 U That'S The Life Of A Fool
No More Candy, No More Candy 4 U We'Re 2 Funky
And U Can'T Handle R Groove

2 All The Freax In The Magazines Who Never Paid No Dues
No More Candy 4 U U Can'T Sing It'S True
2 All The Freax Walking In2 Walls Somebody Put A Spell On U
No More Candy 4 U Eye Guess The Devil Got A Brand New Fool

Chorus

2 All The Haterz On The Internet Somebody'S Lookin' At U
No More Candy 4 U They Got Ur Number Now, Fool
2 All The Suckerz Winning Anything And Thanking The Lord 4 What
They Do
No More Candy 4 U No More Candy 4 U

Eye Am 2 Funky And U Can'T Handle My Groove.