Damn! I'm late by a muthafucken hour.
I still gotta iron and take a fucken shower.
Had my jaina crease up my dickies
Put a close hood on my neck
So my other jaina wouldn't see me hickies.
Got dressed starting running down the block
The fucken bus just left the bus stop
So I had to just kick back
I asked this lady for change
the bitch almost had a heart attack.
I said ain't this some shit
The bitch was as prejudice as prejudice can be.
And if that wasn't enough,
The old hoe told me to go back to Mexico.
I wanted to kill the ole crow,
but I ain't goin' to prison for a senior citizen,
SO I got on the bus,
and I was on my way.
I knew today would be a fucked up day.
I don't know how it works for you,
but this was the beginning of my first day of school.

After 20 minutes finally found my homeroom-in a bad mood,
to top it off the fucken teacher was rude.
He said