Take a beating just for you! (dog barks)
Don't bother them, me or you,
I'd start a riot, in, the, zoo

I'd do anything for, unlike him, I can't lift waits
And if I won the amazing race
Take you on a perfect date
Buy you a polo horse

Take me down to the stables
We can call her mable
Serve her with a laddle, that's my favourite fable!

Maybe i'm an in love sucker
Don't know what you see in a muscly trucker
Come and watch you play one last show, ride that polo horse
And you ride that polo horse
And I'll buy you a polo horse
And I'll buy you a polo horse
A man will do just about anything for his cuntry