I'm really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I'm never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.

I don't care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don't care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.

Now I got a job.
My foreman's name is Bob.
He's really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I'm lifting weights most every day.
Won't take no shit from you.

I don't care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don't care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.