A life of crimes not easy, sometimes you need some help

Someone to share the risks with, and to help you spend the wealth

Some one to run the shredder, or to help you dig a hole

But lying on the witness stand's the most important role

Show me that you love me true

You know I can't help what I do

You know I'd do the same for you

Be my alibi!

Where was I on the fifth of May?

I was here with you all day

Tell the pigs to go away

Be my alibi!

When I come home at night With blood up to my elbows,

Skin beneath my fingernails, and brains stuck to my toes,

Let's get the story straight because the cops are on their way

Just sit tight, and listen, and I'll tell you what to say.

Show me that you love me true

You know I can't help what I do

You know I'd do the same for you

Be my alibi!

Where was I on the fifth of May?

I was here with you all day

Tell the pigs to go away

Be my alibi!

Don't ask any question about the money in the closet

You'll get your share later just foget you ever saw it

Share and share alike, that's the way it's gotta be,

Even if it's gonna make you an accessory

Show me that you love me true

You know I can't help what I do

You know I'd do the same for you

Be my alibi!

Where was I on the fifth of May?

I was here with you all day

Tell the pigs to go away

Be my alibi!

I'm gonna be indicted for that last bank robbery

You've got to tell the jury that it really wasn't me

Just remember what to say when you're on the stand

I'm sure that everything will go exactly like we planned

Show me that you love me true

You know I can't help what I do

You know I'd do the same for you

Be my alibi!

Where was I on the fifth of May?

I was here with you all day

Tell the pigs to go away

Be my alibi!

Be my alibi!