Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat

now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with

a drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of the week,

the kids went wild and they turned into freaks

one day they cooked tiger up for lunch,
thats what happened to the Brady Bunch

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They didn't just go into sindication

they practiced all sorts of deviation

the Brady Bunch Gregs in the big house for sellin' coke, every night he

gets his corn hole poked, Marsha's livin' way down in Mexico

she makes her living in a donkey show, Pete found a job

as a side show geek, bites the heads off of chickens

while they squak and sqeek, Jan found her self, now

shes a dyke shes got tatooz leather boots and a

motor bike

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Bobby was a minister on television

now he's facing life in prison, molested little kids and he

fucked a goat, stole a million dollars and sailed away on

a boat, Cindy ended up bein' my bitch shes out on the street

corner maken me rich, evernight I stick my dick in her

face and tie her little blonde big tails around my waist

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