We worship Ozzy osbourne

jerkin off n' watchin' kiddy porn

gonna sacrifice the niegbours cat

on the altar we built out back

and late at nite when the moon is bright

satan calls and leads us by the balls

to the heavy metal black orgy of blood

mommy thinks its just another phase,

she'll be on the altar on of these days

suburban demon football jocks

in a daisy chain jerkin each others cocks

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Geraldo thinks its a big conspiracy

its just common idiocy

inverted crosses are so cool

we're a pretty dangerous bunch of fools

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