[Chorus:]

Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seatle

It'll be a vicious bloody battle

Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seatle

We'll slaughter em like a bunch of cattle

I wanna see Seatle in flames

'cause there bands all sound the same

PearlGarden is totally gay

Let's just blow the fuckers away

Seatle gone in a mushroom cloud

I'll push the button and I'll be damn proud

[Repeat Chorus]

Let's make a crater of the pacific northwest

We'll get Nirvana along with the rest

No more hyped up poseur scene

We'll start all over, wipe the slate clean

It'll be a quick and easy way

To make those stupid fuckers pay

Now that Seatles out of the way

Let's go fuckin' nuke L.A.