Last night you were so in my face
You really are a waste of space
I got to shake you off now
'cause when I'm with you
You're like a super glue

So what if I had another plan
I'm through with you and that's a fact
I don't need to understand you
I'm not in the mood for chapter two

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be or your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
doesn't matter what you do (better just play dead)
Guess what?
It's happy worst day

Uh na na na na na
Happy worst day, happy worst day

Shut up you're news is so out of date
No doubt, you're not just running late
I know everything about you
I need life support you can't afford

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be or your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
doesn't matter what you do (better just play dead)
Guess what?
It's happy worst day

[~Instrumental~]

[Chorus:] [2x]
I don't wanna be or your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
doesn't matter what you do (better just play dead)
Guess what?
It's happy worst day

So what if I had another plan
I'm through with you and that's a fact
I got to shake you off now
I'm not in the mood for chapter two
(I'm not in the mood for chapter two)

Happy birthday to you
OUCH!