You're a perfect ten
After ten drinks
You're the beautifulest thing
To a blind man

She was so beautiful
Had to know her name
Even though I had one too many drinks
And she was friendly
Giving me the energy
Showing me she wants the same thing
Soon we were both leaving
It was so easy
She was so freaky
We went at it all night
But in the morning
I heard every snoring
And looked on my side
Oh, no
Damn something ain't right

I've got a stranger in my bed
(In my bed, in my bed)
I've got a stranger in my bed
Who the hell is this?
She had no hair on her head
This pretty other Miss..
I think I'm gonna be sick
With this stranger in my bed

She looks so different
Everything about her changed
I'll never ever drink that much ever again
Hey Shawty listen
I don't even know her name
But there's no need 'cause I'll never admit a thing

It was make-believe
With the make up and the wig thing
How did I not see it
You're not pretty at all
Where's your quick wig
And grab up all your things
Tell that you'll be leaving
I'll call a cab if you want

I've got a stranger in my bed
(In my bed, in my bed)
I've got a stranger in my bed
She had no hair on her head
This pretty girl? Who are you?
I think I'm gonna be sick
With this stranger in my bed

Blame it on Patrone
Cause Patrone don't mind
And Patrone don't care
Blame it on something
Blame it on the Jäg
Cause the Jäg don't mind
And the Jäg don't care

Now get your things
And get out