Mary had a little romance
with an older man
and he said, I'll give you a son, just one
Don't cry, you'll be strong
Don't cry, we'll raise him strong
just once

Immaculate, amazing, and totally absurd
Think he's up there, yeah? Don't be too sure
he'll save us, if he's not too bored, so bow down, and praise the lord

Mary didn't feel too good
About nailing her own flesh and blood to a piece of wood
so god said, don't cry
We raised him strong
He's a big boy now, I just hope the oak will hold

Immaculate, amazing, and totally absurd
Think he's up there, yeah? Don't be too sure
he'll save us, if he's not too bored, so bow down, and praise the lord