Yesterday
When I was Shitfaced
I saw this girl
I really liked
I went up to say how I felt
Then I realised she was a dyke

I'm in love with a lesbian
What have I become
I wanna fuck a lesbian
I want to make her come

Suddenly
She started kissin
Some random girl at the bar
I knew I had
To act quickly
So I pulled out my guitar

I'm in love with a lesbian
What have I become
I wanna fuck a lesbian
And I...

I'm in love with a lesbian
What have I become
I wanna fuck a lesbian
I want to make her come

She turned around
And starred right at me
As I was playing my heart out
She stood up
And walked towards me
She whispered: "I want cock"

I fell in love with this lesbian
What have I become
I really fucked this lesbian
And I...
I fell in love with this lesbian
What have I become
I really fucked this lesbian
And I did make her come