Will you have whiskey with your water?
Sugar with your tea?
What are these crazy questions
They're asking of me?
This here's the wildest party there ever could be
Well don't turn on the lights cause I don't wanna see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, That ain't no way to have fun

Open up the window let some air into this room
I think I'm almost choking on the smell of stale perfume
That cigarette you're smoking about to scare me half to death
Open up the window, let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, That ain't no way to have fun

Radio is blasting, someone beating on the door
Our hostess is not lasting, she's out on the floor
Seen so many things here I ain't never seen before
Don't know why it is, but I don't wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, That ain't no way to have fun