Hey man, what's goin' down? Come on in, let me pour you a round
There's nothin' up in this ol' town, what's new with you?
Oh well, I'm doin' just fine, any better, I'd probably die
Just lettin' off a little steam tonight, should I make it the usual?

Oh, yes sir, you make sure it's a strong one
'Cause I came here to have fun, can you help a brother out tonight?
Oh, you bet, you came to the right place
Buddy, why the long face, is this old world not treatin' you right?

She's leavin'
I don't need another reason, oh

Hey man, I'm sorry 'bout that, I didn't know or I wouldn't have asked
Let me get you another glass on the house
It's alright, you couldn't have known, oh, what the hell, just let her go
I'll be better off on my own, here's to wakin' up lonely, yeah

Oh, yes sir, you make sure, it's a strong one
'Cause I came here to have fun, thanks for helpin' out a brother tonight
Oh, you bet, you came to the right place and ah, who needs 'em anyway
There's plenty else to make a man cry

She's leavin'
I don't need another reason, yeah

Hey buddy, it's closin' time, it's really late, let me get you a ride
Come on back here anytime, tell me what's new with you