After so many years of the same old work, I got myself an assistant
(never again will you have to be lonely)
Think about all the things that you can do if you had an assistant too
(and after meetings they simply phone me)

I need to take a break, I leave it up to you anyway...

ASSISTANT PRESS PLAY!

You have no idea how hard it is to tell someone what to do

(go get some take out I'm getting hungry)
Gotta take it easy, gotta take it slow,
gonna take down 3 birds with 1 throw
(and I can do it with my eyes closed honey)

I need for you to send- a list of all the things I forget
you're like my silver spoon- that feeds me while I rest in my room
the partys coming to an end, and I will need your help
I¨m tired of working people so I say...

ASSISTANT PRESS PLAY!