Ohio! Ohio! Ohio!
Ohio Ohio
I hate Ohio
Ohio Ohio Ohio,
Murph puked all over Ohio
Ohio Ohio Ohio
Ohio Ohio Ohio
I used a plunger in Ohio
Ohio Ohio
Jen wouldn't buy beer in Ohio
Ohio Ohio I…I hate Ohio
I hate Ohio Ohio
I don't want to go back to Ohio Ohio
The Thirsty Pony was in Ohio Ohio
That was the best part of Ohio Ohio
And the Cleveland Indians game Ohio Ohio
I hate Ohio
I watched Shields put a whole piece of cotton candy in his mouth in Ohio Ohio
I hate Ohio
So did a hundred other people in Ohio Ohio Ohio
I wanted to puke in Ohio when I got off that ride that ride that was really big
Ohio Ohio I wanted to puke in Ohio when I walked into my room and smelled it
Ohio I was kicked out of the pool in Ohio by little kids in Ohio
Do do do do do
Ohio Ohio Ohio We hate Ohio
I couldn't wait to get back to Pennsylvania because Ohio was so bad
I was in Cleveland twice in Ohio Ohio Ohio
Murph spent 500 bucks to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much
Murph spent 450 dollars to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much
Murph spent 350 dollars to get back to Pennsylvania because he hated Ohio so much
Ohio Ohio
Murph spent 275 dollars to get out of Ohio Ohio
No, it was more like 175 in Ohio Ohio
628 in Ohio, Ohio,
We hate Ohio.
Tee-hee-hee-hee-heeee!